Beauty and the Beast - A Horny Love Story
The adult panto with a big... heart
Starting Friday 21 November 2025
He might be a beast but his castle is to die for!
Award-winning adult-panto queens He’s Behind You! return with a ridiculous new version of the 18th greatest love story ever told. Be our guest in the frostbitten Scottish village of Lickmanochers where inexperienced mummy’s boy Bertie becomes the prisoner of an aristocratic brute with lustrous body hair and a castle that's just begging for a makeover. As the snow falls, it's not just the tension that rises...
Starring the best dame in town Matthew Baldwin (“sublime” - Guardian; “wonderful” - Time Out) and packed with big laughs, daft frocks, hilarious songs and all the panto trimmings, don’t miss London’s top festive night out. It’s fabulous fun - just NOT for all the family.
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This production is recommended for ages 18+.Run time
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Frequently Asked Questions
What is the runtime of Beauty and the Beast - A Horny Love Story?
The runtime for Beauty and the Beast - A Horny Love Story at Charing Cross Theatre is TBC.
What theatre is Beauty and the Beast - A Horny Love Story playing at?
Beauty and the Beast - A Horny Love Story is playing at Charing Cross Theatre, the address is The Arches, Villiers Street, London,WC2N 6NG.
How to get to Beauty and the Beast - A Horny Love Story?
The closest tube station to Beauty and the Beast - A Horny Love Story is Charing Cross, Embankment and the closest train station is Charing Cross.
When is Beauty and the Beast - A Horny Love Story is playing until?
Beauty and the Beast - A Horny Love Story is booking until Sunday 11 January 2026 at the Charing Cross Theatre.
What is the age restriction for Beauty and the Beast - A Horny Love Story?
For Beauty and the Beast - A Horny Love Story the age recommendation is as follow: This production is recommended for ages 18+. .
How much does tickets for Beauty and the Beast - A Horny Love Story cost?
Tickets for Beauty and the Beast - A Horny Love Story start from £23.
Where can I buy tickets for Beauty and the Beast - A Horny Love Story?
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